He walks around like he owns the place,
whatever he wants
he promptly gets.
We work hard to please his Majesty:
banquets and laser beams of every kind.
I know it may seem quite strange,
how we go out of our way every day;
but you just need
to look him in the eye to see
that he has magic powers,
he can make all your worries disappear.
It’s freaking 4am,
and his Majesty thinks the day must begin.
Although the first wake up call
always ends up with a kiss
if we don’t make haste
along comes a fist.
I know it’s rather hard to believe
someone would put up
with his wild mood swings,
but as he curls up in your lap you’ll see
that he has magic powers,
he will make you smile when everything is grim.
He has magic powers,
he will make all your worries disappear.